IM conversation between me and my sister in the bottom of the 15th inning of the MLB All-Star game, brainstorming ways to break the tie and end this ridiculously long game:
10:19:39 PM me: it’s like
10:19:42 PM me: no one wants to win?
10:19:54 PM sister: i like their idea earlier
10:20:07 PM sister: have a home run challenge to end it all if we run out of pitchers
10:20:09 PM sister: haha
10:20:12 PM sister: send hamilton back out
10:21:18 PM me: yeah
10:21:23 PM me: i suggested that they play calvinball
10:21:29 PM me: that might get the crowd back into it
10:21:36 PM sister: who can throw it the farthest
10:21:39 PM sister: just make up something
10:21:40 PM sister: haha
10:23:14 PM me: oh
10:23:17 PM me: they should do
10:23:18 PM me: BAT SPIN
10:23:23 PM me: three hot dogs
10:23:24 PM me: bat spin
10:23:28 PM me: then sprint to first base
10:23:37 PM sister: hahaha
10:23:49 PM sister: it cant be anything where people could hurt themselves though, or else people will be pissed
10:23:55 PM sister: that would be hilarious though
10:24:00 PM me: yes, but think how entertaining that would be
10:24:46 PM sister: maybe the managers/coaches should go play wiffleball